For Bad Or For Worse is the twenty-seventh episode of Kaput & Zösky: The Ultimate Obliterators.
Plot Synopsis[]
When they pass a hitchhiker in a meteor belt, Kaput becomes immediately smitten with her.
Transcript[]
| (Opening and title card) | |
| Zösky: | What about Groobool 628? Didn't we rule there like a pair of gods? (Sighs) Remember the enthroning ceremony? We shone like stars! |
| Kaput: | Like shooting stars, ya mean. It took somebody exactly twelve seconds to overthrow us! |
| Zösky: | Oh you're so negative. Listen, if we add that up in Patootee-time, that makes, um... yeah okay, let's see... four plus eight, carry the two... |
| Kaput: | Oh, nevermind! Where we goin' now?! |
| Zösky: | To Jabberwocky. |
| Kaput: | Well you could've asked asked me what I thought about that first! |
| Zösky: | You were asleep! And anyway, that's where we were going because we needed gas, okay? It's a simple as that. |
| Kaput: | Blah blah blah, woof woof woof, it's cause we always do what you want! You can do anything you wish! And I never can! |
| Zösky: | (Sighs) Fine. If you agree to come with me to Janberwocky, then, we'll do what you wish, okay, little boy? |
| Kaput: | No. I get four wishes. |
| Zösky: | ...Alright, but that was your first. You only have three left. |
| Kaput: | Oh, hey! Look over there! |
| (The ship abruptly stops. Camera pans until Zoobooboo is seen, waving on an asteroid) | |
| Zösky: | Oh, please don't say what I know you're going to say! |
| Kaput: | Okay. But we're gonna pick her up anyway! That's my second wish! |
| Zösky: | Something tells me we're going to be a bit late to Jabberwocky. |
| (Kaput and Zösky drive closer to Zoobooboo) | |
| Zoobooboo: | Oh boy, here come a coupla' live wires... Well, here goes... |
| (The ship lands) | |
| Kaput: | Hi there! Where ya going? Cause you're in luck; that's where we're goin' too! (Laughs) |
| Zoobooboo: | (Laughs, then sighs) This must be my lucky day. I like a guy with a sense of humour. (Giggles) My name is Zoobooboo. What's yours? |
| Kaput: | Uh, Kaput! Well, it must be my lucky day too, cause I'm kinda partial to chicks I meet on passing asteroids! |
| Zösky: | Oh boy. I smell trouble. |
| Zoobooboo: | You are irresistible! We were really made for each other, like two stars that were bound to collide, or something like that... |
| Zösky: | (Loudly clears throat) I don't want to be a party-pooper, but maybe we could get a move on now?! |
| Zoobooboo: | Let's go Kaput-nick. Your chauffer is getting impatient. |
| (Scene change; Kaput, Zösky, and Zoobooboo are in the Obliterator's ship) | |
| Zösky: | I didn't get what your destination was. We were going to Jabberwocky. |
| Zoobooboo: | Well, first I was thinking of going to Pili-Pili, and then after that, well, who knows... |
| Kaput: | Oh yeah, very nice, Pili-Pili is very nice. (Whispers) Wish number three. |
| (Zösky glares at Kaput, then begins driving the ship roughly. The ship abruptly stops just before a nose-dive. Inside, Kaput is glaring at Zösky; Zoobooboo looks disgruntled) | |
| Zösky: | (Curtly) There. Pili-Pili. Where can we drop you off? |
| Zoobooboo: | (Points) There! |
| (Zoobooboo is shown to be pointing at a prison) | |
| Kaput: | A prison! Hey! How romantic. |
| Zoobooboo: | Yeah...(Sniffles, begins fake-crying) And my, uh, little brother's in there. It was a frame-up. |
| Zösky: | Hm. |
| Zoobooboo: | (Fake-Crying) He got 450 years. And he's so fragile, poor kid. It's his birthday. I just wanted to pop in and surprise him! (sobbing) |
| Kaput: | (Wipes eyes, pulls out crisperizer) Pop in and surprise him, that's so sweet! Hey, what if we pop in and spring him out of there! Y'know, like get out of jail on your birthday! |
| Zoobooboo: | (Sniffles) What a great idea! And you know what? (Drops the sweet voice) I've got just the plan! |
| Kaput: | Hey, I bet it's a good one! |
| Zoobooboo: | We bust in, we smash everything, we find him and we leave. |
| (Zösky looks alarmed, Kaput grins widely) | |
| Kaput: | I knew it! I couldn't a made a better one myself, right Zösky? |
| Zösky: | This is your last wish! |
| (Kaput smiles dopily at Zösky) | |
| Zösky: | Oh, alright, fine! But afterwards, we head straight for Jabberwocky! |
| (The ship speeds off towards the prison. Some guards are patrolling the top) | |
| Guard: | Alert! Intruders! |
| Kaput and Zösky: | (Yelling) |
| (The ship skids to a stop in the center of the prison yard; The cockpit opens and Kaput and Zösky immediately start shooting; The exterior of the prison is falling apart as the two shoot) | |
| Zoobooboo: | Over here, Little, er, Bro, come on! |
| (A large alien slowly stomps towards the ship; Exterior shot) | |
| Kaput: | Hey, cool it, I'm stayin' next to Zoo- (Pained Sounds) |
| (The ship flies out of the destroyed prison) | |
| Zoobooboo: | (Singing) Happy birthday, Little bro, happy birthday to you. |
| (Cut to ship; "Little Bro" takes up most of the ship; Zösky's face is smushed against the glass, unable to move and visibly angry) | |
| "Little Bro": | Thanks Zoobooboo. (Picks Kaput up by his hair) is the space dwarf my birthday present? (Laughs) I just love it. (Laughs) |
| Zösky: | (Muffled) Finally... Jabberwocky! |
| Zoobooboo: | Good! My brother's, uh, got a thing about that planet. I think we can stop there. |
| Kaput: | Yeah! No problem! (Laughs) |
| (The ship skids along and stops in front of a gas station. The only surrounding scenery is cacti.) | |
| Zösky: | Right, well, here we are. It's been swell, uh, see you around... |
| (Zoobooboo nods; "Little Bro" grabs Kaput and Zösky and tosses them out of the ship) | |
| "Little Bro": | Right, eh, we'll be leaving now. Bye-bye you guys, thanks for the, uh (closes cockpit), lift. |
| (Zoobooboo and "Little Bro" both laugh as they take off in the ship) | |
| Kaput: | Hey. They stole our ship! Come back here you piles'a crud! |
| Zösky: | (Sarcastically) So nice to see your feeling better. |
| Kaput: | Say, eh, where are we? |
| Zösky: | Jabberwocky. And it's got the only gas station in this part of the galaxy. (Snickers) And the ship, was almost out of gas! |
| (Cut to Zoobooboo and "Little Bro"; The ship beeps warningly before sputtering and beginning to fall; Zoobooboo and "Little Bro" both scream in fear. Kaput and Zösky watch, amused, and quickly jump into action when the crash tosses Zoobooboo and "Little Bro" out of the ship, quickly refilling the tank, hopping in, and taking off, all while laughing to themselves. Zoobooboo and "Little Bro" are left laying on a cactus, full of needles) | |
| Kaput: | Well, time to get back to business! I got an enslavin' cravin'! |
| Zösky: | Ah, it's good to have you back, Kaput, old buddy! |
| Kaput: | Ohohoh, look! |
| (There's a purple haired hitchhiker waving on an asteroid; they look to be the same species as Kaput) | |
| Zösky: | Ohohoho, no! Not again. |
| (Zösky drive close enough to the hitchhiker that they caught in the cloud of exhaust. The hitchhiker coughs on it) | |
| Zösky: | Sorry, ol' chap, you're all out of wishes! |
| Kaput: | Aw, couldn't I borrow one from next year? |
| Zösky: | No. |
| Kaput: | Pretty please? |
| Zösky: | No. |
| Kaput: | With sugar on top? |
| Zösky: | With the dental bills we had last year, not on your life! |
| (The episode ends with a shot of the hitchhiker glaring in Kaput and Zösky's direction, only to lower their fist with a tired look on their face) | |
| (Credits) |
Characters[]
Gallery[]
The member of Kaput's race at the end of the episode.
Zoobooboo.
